Flat chat - Going as fast as possible.
Jimmy riddle - Rhyming slang for piddle.
Cracker don't have a - To be broke.
I can sing a pretty tune, Under your most handsome moon, For I love you and I want to be a mother.
We'll stand outside the church this day, And this will be our sign, You ding-a-ling for the women you've fucked, And I'll ding-a-dong for mine, for mine.
Coot - Old unpleasant man.